20,000 HARDCORE members, can you dig it?

When it's high summer I become the Green Man. I'm always a GOD, but my Goddishness blooms to super-abundant levels between May and September, peaking at midsummer, when I create the world afresh with my love. Here's a picture of me doing it. Remember, you've got me to be thankful to for this world and all its splendour!

Here's a close-up of my mysterious and wonderful visage. Don't gaze on it for too long as it's more beautiful than your puny mind can take.

Anyway, on to business. I need to explain to you that I'm a super-star DJ. I'm super-duper cool, if you hadn't guessed that already. I've been into rave for far longer than that little twat, Hornswaggler, who thought a rave was a type of goat until last week. When I'm off to a rave I usually try to steal some of my stash of nutritious mineral water from Officer Baloney, who's impounded it. Not that I couldn't just create some more with my TERRIFYING POWER. Then I spin all the wickedest tunes, blowing Hornswaggler out of the water, and making all the ladies swoon. My DJ name is DJ BONKERS. Here's a picture of me DJing, last night.

When you combine my Green Man godliness with My DJ Bonkers skillz you yield my true identity – OLD FATHER RAVE. Come come follow me, follow me hardcore – knocking at your back door, knocking at your side door, knocking at your front door, Har-Hard-CORE.