Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Each new hour holds new chances for new beginnngs

Boyakasha! It's me, DR. FREAKMARE. Yuss, Dr. Freakmare's another of my Godly manifestations. Here I am, contemplating the infinite, yesterday.

I'm a bomb-diddy head-shrinker and I'm gonna fix up all your bad dreams. I'm gonna bang about in your dream-bonce with my SPANNER OF PURE LIGHT and bosh all your leaky mind-pipes into shape with my MYSTICAL DREAM POWER.

Don't let Hornswaggler's guff about the huge, deadly dangers put you off. If everything goes to the bad - FOR EXAMPLE, IF I CUT THE WRONG WIRE - and you get trapped forever in dreamland, I'll wake you up with a blast of invigorating Junglebass from my wikkidy-wick rave sound system. Here's a picture of me lovingly polishing it, yesterday.

As a fun experiment I've hooked up my sound system to the Geef Randomiser, and I'm very excited about trying it out on live dreaming subjects. A preliminary test on a blissfully sleeping Hornswaggler, last night, yielded the following result:

YUSS! My machine's a success!

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