Now crew... Dat one absolutely wicked, for real... Now 'ear dis one... LIGHTER!

ADVERTISMENT

…Presenting to you…

Squirrel-Core Nosebleed Blundermuffin Tekno Volume 23…

Featuring…

The King of Hardcore Badger Beat,
The wikkidy-wick Junglebass Raveologist,
The boogaloo donkey-bang ringle-rangle-Raggaman...

...

DJ BONKERS

(Yes, that’s me, Uncle Techno, AKA OLD FATHER RAVE)

Featuring the international mega-singalong-hits…

1.) Gabbercore On Stilts

“Alive, alive o!
Alive, alive o!
Glowsticks and Vaporub,
Alive, alive o!”

2.) Unicycling Jugglecore

“Let me take you by the hand,
And lead you through the streets of RAVEton…”

And…

3.) Whistle Along To The Industrial Clown Rave Nazicore

“Who do you think you are kidding Mister Swaggler,
If you think we’re on the run?”

And now a word from Uncle Techno:

“Yuss, my voice is in fine mettle and my swarthy mane’s flowing luxuriantly in the wind, so buy my new album or I’LL KEEL YOU!

Ha ha, don’t be alarmed, just a little joke. Anyway, do buy my album."